How I make my salads

I make salads to fill up with for fewer calories.

First, I take a large casserole dish. Dice half an iceberg lettuce – chuck that in there. Any big pile of green stuff works, to be honest.

Two tomatoes and a big chunk of cucumber. Chop into bite-sized bits. All those tomato juices bring flavour to the otherwise boring green stuff.

I like to grind some pink salt in there.

Optional extras (depending on what is in the fridge)

  • Grated carrot – just enough so I don’t really notice.
  • Half a pepper – any colour other than green.
  • Onions – spring onions, red onions – whatever I have.
  • Other green stuff
  • Sweetcorn – usually from a tin
  • Beetroot – purple and dripping with vinegar that stains everything

The onions bit is just to give the whole thing some taste variety.

Protein

I usually just dump a tray of chicken bits or ham trimmings or whatever in there. I guess boiled eggs, tuna, or anything else will do too.

The finishing touch

Finally, be generous with a salad dressing that you don’t hate. I like Honey Mustard Dressing (fight me).

Stick on the TV and munch the lot with a fork.

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