It is about 2am, which makes it my birthday. Don’t put candles on the cake – we’d have to call the fire brigade to put them out again.
I have questions.
- When do I start feeling old?
- How long until this wisdom and maturity lark kicks in?
- Do I have to give up being a bit silly now?
My answers as a tuplet: (last decade, never, nope). What are your answers?
Do I level up now?

