Retroactive Birthday Post

I turn [ANCIENT] years old and I am the fattest I have ever been.

The day started with a lot of pain and ended with very little.

Did I diet, or do anything sensible? No, I eat yummy food and drank too much mostly while sitting in a hot tub with my friends.

Down with this sort of thing. Now I have to adult and eat sensibly.

I’m not looking forward to this.

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